The Order of the Crutch

Kids nowadays know more about bees and birds than adults could ever find out, even through practical knowledge.

Thanks to internet. The availability of any kind of porn is now a few clicks away and of course our movies which emphasize of key areas as parts of the body where you need to touch, kiss whatever.. children with the power of learning capabilities that youth offers them are way too far advanced than we adults could ever possibly imagine..

Anyways this post is just a response to this one that my friend posted about a brat. Well the one im gonna talk about is even more of a villain.

This dude was just 9 years old and he is from this rich mallu family that sells timber wood and yeah they got tonnes of cash to spare and no need to teach their kids what and how to speak in public, just the spoilt brat they can ever be…!

So what happens is this kid has a cousin and she gets married. I happen to be staying at their house (dont ask how and why, its a long sad story and i dont wanna get started). Their house is such a big bungalow that they conduct the wedding there in the very house and of course the customary “FIRST NIGHT” unfortunately happens to be conducted in one of the huge rooms in the house.

All is well and the morning after the wedding the bride wakes up and walks out of the room and the oldies have yada yada to do with the bride in the name of some religious practices and our little hero jumps into the picture.

He jumps on top of the huge dining table and shouts (name changed)

“hey swarna, so what did you do last night? your lipstick is all gone and ur hair is all messed up. did you do it”

Before anyone could realize what happened it was all out… the mother says a “Shhhh…” and nothing more. People move on as if nothing really happened…

5 minutes down the line swarna comes out of the restroom and the dude blows out again…

“So give me the details you *****, how did you do it.. step by step”

now things get quite out of hand and in the best interest of everybody we let his pet dog, a huge bulldog out and yelled “Arun jimmy is loose and is on the road, go catch him and put the collar on and get him home…”

enough distraction to get him off the scene and save the bride’s honour…

So much for the fact the actual things the kid said was horrific and gruesome i have tried to moderate the words to my best effort decently and still keep the essence of the story…

Now the million dollar question is…

Who is responsible for this? Is it the parents, is it the kid himself, is it the movies and the society and the people around or is this time that is making things like this happen?

That question remains unanswered for years to come, ever since this happened some 9 years ago…

On another note, this incident would be a landmark in my life…. something so ghastly ironic and funny.. man.. call it a day in hell… this was…!

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I dont know what to really say but check this out…

What is the problem really with these people. Why do they have to pray like that standing up in the middle of the plane?

Are these people nuts or what? I would not do that. Even the bhagvad gita wants you to pray as many times as you should.

dang man, im really not getting any comfortable with the muslims of the world now….

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There is always another side to the coin.

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Nothing teaches terrorism better than mickey mouse.

I cud not believe i was seeing this crap until i realized i was not dreaming!

Somehow i want to trust islam and muslims but signs like these weaken my spirits by the day to be friendly towards them.

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Yes, from the dumb ass boring “Dilip Muralidaran” it was i now call my blog as “The Order of the Crutch”.

Why?

Because no one in life has had so much of control on me till date, no one has had so much of importance now that i have to literally depend of them without much options or hope.

No one has made me feel so much weak in such a way no matter how hard i have fallen before. This one entity that i carry seems to be enslaving me now.

Yes, my ELBOW CRUTCH.

So the name.

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Birds and Bees…
Originally uploaded by Dilip Muralidaran.

The Varatharaja Perumal Temple. Now this is a Vaishnavite temple unlike the earlier Shiva Temple. This temple is my families favorite and my mom’s uncle is a priest here.

Thanks to some indianism we had unsurpassed access to everything without standing in the queue, we went past everyone and saw everything even though the temple was almost about to close.

Again here is a typical scene of a Man and a Woman in a very compromising position. You need to understand my framing is in such a way that it does not reveal anything else but there is a lot to see here. This as i can show you is just an example and i must say i was impressed to see some of the positions were not really possible in remote chances on earth but yes, too interesting or say tempting to be curious about.

On a very serious note im now of the opinion that temples were not only places of worship but also served as a place for education for life sciences and civic sciences. Sex Education i believed was an important subject brought out in the open here. If not for purposes of sex education there is absolutely no logic for me to see so much of kissing, fondling and whatever sculptures all over the place in the temple, a place for worship and renounce all the materialistic joys on earth.

Again i don’t think religion, any for that matter.. Hinduism, Islam, Christianity has projected making love as a negative thing that is a hurdle from attaining the divine. Its the dirty humans in the middle who have misinterpreted it on purpose for political gains.

I mean if god really existed and he loved his humans and animals that he created and wanted them to survive how the hell does god expect a species to survive without sex which is the basis of life for every race and species. I mean if god is one and all like we claim to both humans and animals how the hell do you tell an orang utan that sex is physical or material and god is divine and to attain the divine. Isn’t god also for another living things? If god really exists?

Its almost hypocritic to say that Indians don’t discuss sex out in the open. Why? Because we are the second largest population in the world competing fast and furious with the Chinese, and yes we may win them soon.

We have the Kama Sutra, which of course is every Americans fantasy as far as i have spoken to. Every European or American (almost, not in a literal sense) i have spoken to has talked about the Kama Sutra being used as a vital tool in sex education and fertility treatment.

I being an Indian have to shamefully confess, i have not even seen this book till date but i do will make it a point to get one very soon and check it out.

Its quite amazing as to sometimes how much the Indian culture has to provide and how less we Indians have utilized it. Playboy and Penthouse as far as i can say are all modern day derivatives of the Kama Sutra in a destructive way.

The Kama Sutra only talks about love, sex, evolution, positions and health benefits and its funny how the western world has turned kama sutra into a sex bomb and a tool for projecting women as mere sex toys or fun objects.

I guess manipulation is what leads to the destruction of mankind. Anything in its original form is as pure and simple as it can be and do good.

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