TOP 10 Excuses…

A pretty gal will give you when you hint of a relationship…

1. Nee enakku anna madiri (You are like my elder brother, in tamil…)
2. My parents wont agree to this (However, they do agree things like low rise jeans, belly piercing and pick up and drop services of nice guys)
3. We wont get along (Psychiatrist advice!)
4. I’m not ready to get into a relationship as of now (but i will message u as a FRIEND, 58 times a day…)
5. We dont have much in common (Your friend looks hotter…)
6. You will find someone way better than me (you ain’t good enough for me loser!)
7. I have different expectations (You need to be a NRI making money in Dollars or Pounds)
8. Lets be friends (I still need you to pick me up and drop me home safe whenever required since i dont have a car nor a driver)
9. I already have a boyfriend (i just changed a month back, you turn will come soon)

and last but not the least, the most famous one…

10. I trusted you! (im still trying to figure out what the heck this implies )