How to grow a dick!

Its true, some men need to know this. Especially there is one at my workplace that really does not have a dick. Trying to spread my blog to all Christians at work and make me look like a Anti Christian communal freak, it is just not freaking working isn’t it?

Yes, go on read. Its about you. I know that you are reading it you loser, read on.

Firstly get some brains up your head, i mean incompetence is not something permanent. However for people who gave up on learning it is a big issue. Maybe sometime around you may really want to know how things work with the work you do at work. (If at all you do any work apart from downloading crap and playing games) Technology is a great thing, it gives us all our pay check, including yours although you know shit about it. Unlike your rich ass who can have access to a variety of things at your snap of the finger people here worked real hard in life to get to where they are. If you don’t want to improve i suggest you quit and stop being a problem to yourself and everyone around you. It saves a lot of trouble.

Secondly don’t dig my nose. You got better things to do. Just like you have your friends or so called spies who tell you other peoples personal stuff i have friends who tell me your personal stuff too. Its not a one way traffic and you need to understand it. If i start talking about your personal life things are gonna get really haywire and you would look like a moron. I’m not doing that because i cannot get that downright dirty and indecent as you can get with me and other people here at work.

Thirdly, mind your own business. Do your work, you are paid to do it. You are not an investigator who is here to analyse who is effective and ineffective at work. If i start doing that to you, you may well be walking out the door in no time.

Fourthly, learn about competition. Its always there in any work environment. A healthy competition is necessary, if you cannot compete professionally don’t get personal and try pull people down with their personal lives. Its like the indian crab story. Dont be so cheap.

Fifthly, (i hate to say this part) you have no clue about my personal life. Some of my closest friends are christians. I grew up in an anglo indian part of the city and all of my child hood friends were anglo indians and even today many of them are. Sure a sunni muslim can’t be an Anglo Indian, so they sure are Christians. My personal beliefs against conversion are PERSONAL to me and nothing to do with you. I’m against ILLEGAL and UNETHICAL conversions, not against conversion on the whole. Stop spreading rumours and creating an illusion. I was taught by Anglo Indian teachers in an Anglo Indian school. I was a bible scholar in my school days and i have a leather bound bible with pages written in silver gifted by my school principal who was a priest. I sang for the St. Lourdes church choir as a main voice for 11 years and i have more love and background for Christianity than what your feeble brain that has lesser common sense than that of a garden squirrel has. I don’t claim to know all about Christianity, but im sure not blabbering my way to garbage. What i write is from my personal experience and its none of your business.

Sixthly, thanks for spreading my blog around the work place giving me the unnecessary lime light and publicity but i say “thanks but no thanks”. I don’t hire cheap asses like you for my PR campaign. I have enough friends reading my blog who discuss and share their views on my take on subjects i blog so keep you precious time to fixing your personal life and not trying to mess with mine.

On the whole im simply saying “Grow a dick and fuck off”, thats precisely your problem. Had you had a few inches under your pants your personal life would not be such a mess that you are jobless and desperate enough to mess with my professional life using extracts of my personal life.

Great, now that you would have read this and so your friends whom you have spread this blog to i hope people get a clear picture of what the truth is and what i stand for. Hopefully you may change (not that you have in the years you have been around) or if you don’t at least you would stop picking on me.

A final word of wisdom for you, never mistake patience for weakness. The British did Gandhi and they did not get anywhere with it. I hope you get the point, loser!