Truth about creationism

I now have a valid excuse why I don’t believe in creationism. I’m worried about the size of my penis. Look at this bloody image….

Every image of a man reaching out to god, they either have a small dick or in this case, almost no dick at all! I don’t care if I go to hell, but as long as im alive im gonna have a normal penis and there is no one getting in between me and my tool. Not even god!