A day in Daksha’s Life

Daksha is my best’est friend. Let me introduce you to a wonderful day, a typical hour to minute affair in her wonderful life…

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0630: Daksha wakes up and finds fly on the Sevuru of her bedroom. She takes a pic of it. Fly does not fly away and Daksha yells "yay" in excitement. Unfortunately she has not brushed (in 4 days) and fly falls dead on the floor instantaneously. Neighboring fly was admitted as trauma case and is still fighting for its life in ICU.

0730: Daksha goes to shower but finds it too cumbersome so douzes off some more spinz deo on herself and says "there is always tomorrow and there is always hope for those who believe".

0830: Daksha is driving on the road and paper flowers and firangipani are on the road. She takes a pic of paper flowers and uploads it to flickr and names it "Chintha Poovu" and the Frangipani upload as "Bentha Poovu" in her mind. :D

1030: Daksha pings people on google chat "ooi, enna pannara" (which is usually the unfortunate me) and regardless of the reply you give her response is "im bored!!!". Any further conversation will result in a response "Hmmm.." from her. (hmm.. idhukkaaga naanga enna cabre dance’a ada mudiyum ivanga office’kku vandhu). She finally uploads a pic called "bored" and kills her boredom, phew.. thappichchomda sami.

1230: "ooi enna pannare" continues one more time again and i say "im goin out for lunch" and she again responds "im bored"… to which i standardly respond "wanna join me for lunch?" to which she sighs, "sir will not allow…"

0230: Daksha pings me on gmail chat again and ironically asks "are you jobless? you are always on chat all the time?" to which i respond "i work from home"… daksha does not agree… she wins… im certified jobless.. sattire is an aspect of life, i understand that much.. and so can you never win arguing with women, which is also a universal truth :-(

0330: Daksha teaches her flickr audience some arithmetic. She uploads this

0530: Daksha leaves for home, she stops by the road again to take pics of flowers but she runs over the flower she took a pic of in the morning with her car and kills it. She takes a pic of the dead flower, uploads to flickr and calls it "sithu boolnu" and sudhamshu is happy he can get that tulu part of it finally!

0630: SMS from daksha "u wrote that stupid blog about me you idiot! next time i see you i will slap you!!!"

0635: Dilip turns off comp and cell phone and hides under the sheets and prays for dear life, yeah right! :D

 


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11 Comments

  • Well.. You left out the part where she has her gtalk status message as Udashane or Kappu!

  • rofl. :) )

    You guys have too much fun. Am jealous. *sulks and goes off to crunch numbers and eat her soggy apple*

    rads

  • ROTFL!!! You weave such a wonderful story!
    It seems so ironic that after having such an eventful day she would be bored! And that reminds me… the video link you gave for cabaret… ha ha ha ha.. (back on the floor)!!

    It is a pity you had to turn off your comp and cellphone at 6:35pm! We would have loved to hear more about Daks Attacks!

  • ROFL!
    oh dear god! this is wonderful.. u’ve made my day :D

  • damn! you guys seem to have all the fun, while we sit n slog in shady cubicles…

  • ok – ur flickr testimonial is jus waiting to be deleted right about now.

  • rofl :) )
    can i add some bits :D

  • its frangipani n not firangipani

  • @narain: its not very worse than “first night in office ;-)

    @rads, amirtha, maxdavinci, sharanya: having daks around means a fun machine around.

    @sudhu: dear life mate, holding on to it. So switched off everything.

    @daks: kovichikkada da chellam. arasiyalla ithellam sagajamappa!

  • Hi,

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    BTW I help out some ex-IIMA guys who with another batch mate run http://www.rambhai.com where you can post links to your most loved blog-posts. Rambhai was the chaiwala at IIMA and it is a site where users can themselves share links to blog posts etc and other can find and vote on them. The best make it to the homepage!

    This way you can reach out to rambhai readers some of whom could become your ardent fans.. who knows.. :)

    Cheers,

  • heheh….good one! :)

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