This too shall pass…
Written by Dilip Muralidaran on July 26, 2008 – 2:53 am -
We all know the value of Indian life is cheap. Once again our terrorist brothers have done a wonderful deed to re-iterate that fact today in Bangalore. Disappointingly though, the death toll did not even cross 100, hang on it was not even 10, oh hell, just 2? Two is all you got this time? Two? Looks like you’re getting a fucked up appraisal this quarter at work, Mr. Terrorist because I’m not impressed and I bet your Pakistani or whatever boss the heck he is, isn’t either.
I can see the future ahead like I’m a fortune teller of fantastic norms. I bet there will be an enquiry commission and I bet there will be a buzz about this for the next 1 week in the news papers and TV and “The Big Debate” is going to be this topic for a few days to come, after which the Indian press will seriously write useful things like how our favorite big bachan’s are doing a great job for just being there for us and how homely aishwarya rai looked in a sari like an Indian girl when she came to open that school named after her.
‘I am shocked and strongly condemn this act aimed at creating panic among the public. I appeal to people to maintain calm and peace and the government is with you,” said Yeddyurappa.
Why do I get the feeling that the Indian Press and Politicians are actually funding terrorists so that they can bomb more places and they can write about this more while ignoring the recent trading of MP’s in our parliament house. I mean, I seriously don’t get it? If you can buy men for a sum of money inside the parliament why can’t we buy women or children on the roads for the same sum of money? I don’t see how different slave trade or flesh trade is from what our parliamentarians are doing inside the parliament. At least in slavery and flesh trade you are fucking around with one person’s life.
As for the 60 year old senior citizen who died in the blast, sorry lady, I really am. You will be forgotten before your corpse burns at the cremation ground. You are weak and the ones who love you are weak and they have no money. If you are not might then you can no way be right, because might is always right in India and I can tell you firsthand about it. I don’t believe in soul’s but I hope your family at the least gets a decent Rs. 1 lakh as government aid and after all bribing around the thasildhar office and what’s left of the few thousands of it allows them to rebuild their broken hut in their slum or send your grandchild to school.
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How to kick your wife’s ass as per Allah…
Written by Dilip Muralidaran on April 6, 2008 – 2:29 am -
Isn’t that cool? Allah gives clear cut instructions on how to beat your wife. What a peace loving god Allah is and what a peace loving religion Islam is. Peace to one and all.
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How to kick your wife’s ass as per Allah…
Written by Dilip Muralidaran on April 5, 2008 – 8:59 pm -
Isn’t that cool? Allah gives clear cut instructions on how to beat your wife. What a peace loving god Allah is and what a peace loving religion Islam is. Peace to one and all.
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The Invisible Children
Written by Dilip Muralidaran on April 4, 2008 – 4:38 pm -The Invisible Children
I came across this video from a friends GMail Status. 1000′s of Children, abducted, killed, mutilated and being made to live in nothing but fear every moment of their life because some stupid woman was a witch and she died and some guy now claims to be her cousin and does witchery to overthrow the Govt. of Uganda? What the holy crap is happening here?
I have no belief that we are in the 21st century. I’m reassured by such happenings that we are mere cavemen who know nothing other than hunting and humping for survival.
Every single day they hide in the homes and every single night they walk miles to sleep in the Bus Stop Verandah and Hospital Urinals and Sewers so that the John asshole terrorist guy from the bushes does not abduct them. 9 Year olds with AK-47 guns and they kill like perfect, mentally deranged and delusioned i’m disgraced to acknowledge things such as this exist in todays world.
Surprisingly, every damn child and every damn African in there speaks marginally good English. Everyone of them have a name and its “John”, “Jacob”, “Mark” and so on. Why the heck are these people speaking English having Christian names and still having to suffer like this? I will tell you why. The English are here too, converting and preaching as they always did with every freaking place they went. Good, they speak English. We can now know whats happening there but hey, when you can find the time and money to teach them English and convert them to Christianity, i ask, why can’t you spend some of that money and buy weapons and arms for the Ugandan Govt. to suppress these rebels who kill the children?
The USA sends aids, its barely enough and it does not contain crucial things. Food, Medicines and Clothes. I don’t know what else they can send in a gunny bag printed USA in bold?! Why isn’t anyone hearing these people. The vedio has some 9000 hits on youtube. 9000? Damn it, video’s of Islamic Pricks shouting “Alla who akbar” have 1 million views! Oh did i forget to mention that these children are in the verge of their puberty and that exposes them to sex related danger because there is no sex education. Children use plastic rags as condom’s and re-use the same plastic rags from the sewer repeatedly as contraceptives.
Wonderful! I’m so filled up to my neck i cant speak more a word. If you think you can’t really do anything about it then i suggest at least you can blow Rs. 600 (US $15.00) and buy a T-shirt. Yes, i know its expensive for an Indian but hell, A Large Vodka in a Pub costs Rs. 750. A good John Players Trouser costs Rs. 1700. An Adidas T-shirt costs Rs. 779/-. All of this money goes to the bank account of some rich dude like Vijay Mallya.
Rest assured, your US$10 is going to the Children of Uganda, hopefully.
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The Invisible Children
Written by Dilip Muralidaran on April 4, 2008 – 11:08 am -The Invisible Children
I came across this video from a friends GMail Status. 1000′s of Children, abducted, killed, mutilated and being made to live in nothing but fear every moment of their life because some stupid woman was a witch and she died and some guy now claims to be her cousin and does witchery to overthrow the Govt. of Uganda? What the holy crap is happening here?
I have no belief that we are in the 21st century. I’m reassured by such happenings that we are mere cavemen who know nothing other than hunting and humping for survival.
Every single day they hide in the homes and every single night they walk miles to sleep in the Bus Stop Verandah and Hospital Urinals and Sewers so that the John asshole terrorist guy from the bushes does not abduct them. 9 Year olds with AK-47 guns and they kill like perfect, mentally deranged and delusioned i’m disgraced to acknowledge things such as this exist in todays world.
Surprisingly, every damn child and every damn African in there speaks marginally good English. Everyone of them have a name and its “John”, “Jacob”, “Mark” and so on. Why the heck are these people speaking English having Christian names and still having to suffer like this? I will tell you why. The English are here too, converting and preaching as they always did with every freaking place they went. Good, they speak English. We can now know whats happening there but hey, when you can find the time and money to teach them English and convert them to Christianity, i ask, why can’t you spend some of that money and buy weapons and arms for the Ugandan Govt. to suppress these rebels who kill the children?
The USA sends aids, its barely enough and it does not contain crucial things. Food, Medicines and Clothes. I don’t know what else they can send in a gunny bag printed USA in bold?! Why isn’t anyone hearing these people. The vedio has some 9000 hits on youtube. 9000? Damn it, video’s of Islamic Pricks shouting “Alla who akbar” have 1 million views! Oh did i forget to mention that these children are in the verge of their puberty and that exposes them to sex related danger because there is no sex education. Children use plastic rags as condom’s and re-use the same plastic rags from the sewer repeatedly as contraceptives.
Wonderful! I’m so filled up to my neck i cant speak more a word. If you think you can’t really do anything about it then i suggest at least you can blow Rs. 600 (US $15.00) and buy a T-shirt. Yes, i know its expensive for an Indian but hell, A Large Vodka in a Pub costs Rs. 750. A good John Players Trouser costs Rs. 1700. An Adidas T-shirt costs Rs. 779/-. All of this money goes to the bank account of some rich dude like Vijay Mallya.
Rest assured, your US$10 is going to the Children of Uganda, hopefully.
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