I love my balls, seriously!

I happen to subscribe to the National Geographic RSS feeds and today i came upon something awesome.

Before i tell you what it is, let me tell you a little bit of a story.

There once lived in the world where secular scientists and normal people who do not hallucinate about imaginary shit bags in the sky telling you when to put your crotch into what and where. These people came up with a discovery called stem cells. Without going into technical details much, in simple and crisp terminology stem cells help us understand the human cell structure and germ therapy better, thereby enabling us to find possible cures to aids, cancer and such likely other deadly disease that wreak havoc on human kind.

However there were a few sects of people called Catholics, Muslims, Hindus and Jews who believed in a imaginary entity whom no one has ever seen. He is called GOD. Now this god mother fucker who does not exist in the first place apparently put some shit called soul into an embryo when the man told the woman "honey, i was about to pull out but i cummed too fast, sorry!" and the woman had a swelling in her tummy three months later.

Now this embryo of course was voluntarily donated by nice minded and good hearted humans but then the imaginary "Soul" entity happened to have life in it and using it to do stem cell research was considered a blasphemy, a term religious fucktards use when science beats the fucking shit out of religion and god every other time and they have no evidence to prove religion right and science wrong. In other words, we call that "Appeal to Authority". "You should not do that! Why? Because you should not!" Typical Crap, accusing people who want to save lives as murderers and then calling upon Jihad because you can have 7 virgin pussies to lick for yourselves in heaven when you die.

Now the good news is, we can extract stem cells from guess what? Human testicles and this technology will be mainstream before i smash the mosquito on my hand that sucking on by blood right now.

My curiosity is, are the Catholics gonna look for every other masturbating man and hold his cum on their hands and put it in a plastic container and cryogenically freeze the man's juice because each one of those 40 million sperms per cubic milli litre of semen is a potential life? Wow, i'm so deviously happy because i kill about 4 billion people in my shower everyday while i jerk off to the thought of me caressing some good pam anderson lee tits.

Nice try god, we're gonna fix cancer, AIDS and what not with stem cell research in the future and miracle working televangelist's like Benny Hinn can to take a hike. What next? Masturbating is the sole evil that is causing Global Warming? Sure, bring it on. We're never tired of beating the shit out of you mother fuckers. Like this one, you will be in jail soon.

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Rang De

RangDe.Org Film from rahulchittella on Vimeo.

An interesting project to have a look at and support.

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Something's just make your day..

Not a very day today since i've been in front of the computer preparing for a certification exam tomorrow. Its been quite stressful and tiring. Just when i'm about to hit the sack, i check google and guess what? I find this...

The LHC on googles homepage! Fucking awesome man! I just can't appreciate the genuine efforts and the commitment to science. I feel like as if google is saying "fuck off" to every other religious fuck in the world.

Go Google!

Vaiko Meets Obama, makes pictures to prove it too!

Photo Credit: Shekhar Krishnan

Apparently Vaiko thinks none of us read the newspapers or do not know who Barrack Obama is. Its either than or he was smoking ACID when he asked for this posted to be printed.

For my dear Caucasian, African-American, Latino, Spanish, French, European, Hispanic and whatever the race from you are and if you do not know who Vaiko is, take it from me with faith. He is an asshole. For starters he supports the LTTE and then the list is endless.

Apparently vaiko met obama in Chicago when he was in one of his official visits to the US of A blowing our indian middle class tax money. Now the trouble is, indian people are hard to convince on some of this shit and hence vaiko did the obvious. Guess what? Yes, he made the picture himself.

A few good men...

These folks were around the munusami temple under the tree in the NH45 road. We had wiling models for some portraiture and had a lot of fun. The most interesting thing about village people is that they will readily talk politics and you can call anyone an ass and get away with it.

We were talking about whom to vote for this election in the state of Tamilnadu and who would probably win and who would go to jail after winning etc., Gayathri was scared of all this talk and was screaming that someone is going to get killed and be on the 7 o clock news with all this political trashing talk. The fact of the matter is I love to do this every time I'm around villagers. There is an awesome thrill in it, in getting to hear their perspective of things.

You can have everything you want here in the city but there is nothing more charismatic to the adrenaline pumping arguments and reasoning of a villager on some random politician or the government. 3 large grey goose on the rocks cant buy this thrill, I can tell you that for sure.

Of course, this time Ashwin decided he needs to take a pic with these amazing guys. On second thoughts i guess i should have gotten a pic too but then ashwin will agree with me if say that we will drive to this place again just for shooting portraits of these folks.

Canon EOS 400D with the Canon EF 50MM F/1.4 USM. Aperture Priority, F/11 at 1/30th of a second.

George Carlin - Religion is Bullshit

This is an awesome hilarious piece from a stand-up comedy.

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The Empire Strikes Barack

Too good. Awesome video...

The Empire Strikes Barack

Via Richard Wanderman

 

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The Root of All Evil - Richard Dawkins

I regret why i have not seen this like sometime back and to have wasted time. Nevertheless this is an enlightening piece of documentary from Richard Dawkins.

Part - I

Part - II

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Blasphemy

A Fancy slytherin talks to eve, fruit of knowledge she does steeve,
Adam shares an innocent bite; mankind tumbles down the night,
Thunder clouds, rumble and roar, yahweh's voice callously soar,
Plague, demon's, fire and storm, sins draw you into harm,
Mankind falls with all its might, doltish eve, adams delight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Omnipotent, truth and love, mercy, kindness, all above
Maketh us in his dough, needless reason in us he plough,
Set out rules on how to pray, live the day and how we lay,
He foresee and knows all things, did he set out what we'd bring?
For all he made and what he gave, none of us had done a thing.

Knowing all and doing all, what made him let the serpent loose?
Sugary words and simple truth, logic, reason, made us choose,
Playing fair, he does not dare, bend at will and pay his fare,
Watchful eyes, from up the skies, Abraham can kill his mice,
Blood, agony, pain and vice, by his name all is nice.

Moral values, right and wrong, women cannot wear a thong,
In his name shall you fight, keep the virgins, it's your right,
For all that know by lying with man, kill the clan, yes you can,
Reason, Logic, if thou seek, it all so sounds lame and meek,
Ye shall not tell nor ye yell, call it blasphemy in a nutshell.

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Status Messages that will really work.

Sometimes its annoying despite what you put on your IM status message people ping you for all sort of things. Here are some status messages that may really work... (i guess)

1. Busy watching porn, do not disturb (gentlemen, please don't complain if your buddies want a copy of it)
2. Talking with my ex-GF/BF, not in a good mood (this is almost a sure fire, unless your ex see's it)
3. Gotta use the restroom, thanks to my constipation (don't be sorry if people ask you what you ate!)
4. Would you go to bed with me? Ping if its a 'yes'! (you're in deep shit if the yes comes from the person of the same gender)
5. Practicing my swearing capabilities today, ping to assist. (don't complain if someone wants to compete)
6. I'm an atheist, that means you are wrong (better than the others, this may do it, but then....)
7. I can't believe what I'm seeing, can a penis cut hair? (Dave Chapelle may agree)
8. Today's topic, Arranged Marriage vs. Love Marriage. (Indian people have done much of this shit)
9. If you're single, I'm ready to mingle (definitely will scare all the hot women, but the ugly bitches will talk. now gentlemen, on 2nd thoughts do we really want this?)
10. I'm getting married to a rich, bald NRI! (All the hot tambram gals can use this and get away with 99.9% success rate, it's useless hitting on you once you start thinking of a bald NRI, seriously!)

That's all i can think of now. Let me know if you have got better ideas. We may get this on the wikipedia and copyright this shit for royalty or something. Oh, while you are here, please click on some awful Google ads because that will bring me $$$$$.

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Destination Unknown

Planet X you are the real truth
Planet X you are lovely too
Planet X we are a new race
Inhabiting you with a lot of haste
After all of earth we had to waste.

Planet X the crystal maze
A brilliant gem in the sea of space
Now bound for the human race
Destruction swift, so much pace
From after earth’s disgrace

Planet X our plant and trees will take root
Our animals and bird’s you will give food
Give us shelter, livelihood
Make us feel nice and good.

Planet X you are just a means
You come to us only in dreams
We really don’t know to find you where
After all we did to earth was much unfair

Killing the blissful, fine and rare
And now we long form you is your share
Your absence will mean more despair
Planet X, will you be there?

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Blood Sport

China and Olympics, Tibet and Human Rights.

Whose side are you on mate? Read no further if its China, rest of you realistic people please feel free to use the images below on your blogs, websites, email footers, t-shirts, mugs, whatever...

Spread the word, fight for peace.

Hell's Angel - Mother Teresa

A perspective nobody wants to hear about Mother Teresa. One does not need to be an expert in social work or political history to open your eyes and see what is reality. Just take into account what she claimed to be doing and then compare it with what she actually did in reality and you see an enormous gap in the data.

So where did all the money go and where is all that 1500 plus feeding centres established by Mother Teresa in Calcutta? I mean, I was there in Calcutta not a year ago, all I saw was like one broke ass centre which was accessible to a hand picked few Dalit Christians who possessed the food card that allowed you entry into the home that gave away free food.

Secondly, where are those 15000 plus odd people that are fed? The last time I heard it was nothing more than 300 people out of which close to 190 are employees of the Mother's Home themselves.

What more, with all the money and funding she had the Home was nothing better to a refugee camp in Africa. They provide minimal medicines to their sick and ailing inmates, like say brufen, anacin, procin kind of basic tablets doctors do not even prescribe anymore because of their well known side effects and ineffectiveness and also because of the availability of better drugs in the present time.

Then there are mentally challenged women who are almost nude. They don't have proper clothes to cover what a woman needs to cover up in public space, beasts and crotch. Yes, you can see all of that here and no you don't need to be a pervert to keep a peep at the cleavage, Mother's home makes it easier for you by purposefully not dressing up their inmates properly. Why? Because they want you to see starvation, sickness and pain everywhere so that your money will flow into their bank accounts.

They don't treat the sick well because they believe in salvation of the human soul through pain. Jesus Christ suffered at the cross. Similarly they believe in suffering at the hands of disease and attaining salvation through pain.

Hygienic standards, oh yes. They are the best, I could say and I could not be more sarcastic. There is a 6  by 4 bed that everybody lies in, all of them lined up in a hall. No room to move, no adequate ventilation because there are not much fans for the huge hall but for a few. With a high number of communicable disease and the inmates not being able to bathe in a daily basis due to water shortage (because the home cannot afford to buy water, apparently) infection is a critical issue that no one gives a damn about in this place.

It's very confusing to me, Hindu temples like Tirumala and Tirupathi have to pay taxes (approximately US$700 million) and declare their income which is used for maintaining churches and mosques. However Mother's home and any other church/mosque for that matter have a free run here tax free unquestioned about their income and expenditure activities. We know for fact that donations from India alone cross approximately 80 Million US dollars every year.

Where is that money, why do these people have to live in such pathetic conditions despite such enormous funds at their disposal. If this were for anyone else "Human Rights Violation" the press would have screamed, oh well its a Christian outfit and its Mother Teresa, I mean its not some ordinary pauper whom you can do all your yelling on.

All is fair in love and war but Mother Teresa, sorry bitch, you aren't getting my money. I will give it to the local church or nunnery who really feed the poor and take care of them and voluntarily declare their income and expenses and don't convert people and secretly baptise people in the name of charity. You are dead anyway's and you can peacefully burn in hell if there is one in the first place.

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Christopher Hitchens: God Isn't Great

Simple set of arguments and points that makes one think. Good job Mr. Hitchens.

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The Invisible Children

The Invisible Children



I came across this video from a friends GMail Status. 1000's of Children, abducted, killed, mutilated and being made to live in nothing but fear every moment of their life because some stupid woman was a witch and she died and some guy now claims to be her cousin and does witchery to overthrow the Govt. of Uganda? What the holy crap is happening here?

I have no belief that we are in the 21st century. I'm reassured by such happenings that we are mere cavemen who know nothing other than hunting and humping for survival.

Every single day they hide in the homes and every single night they walk miles to sleep in the Bus Stop Verandah and Hospital Urinals and Sewers so that the John asshole terrorist guy from the bushes does not abduct them. 9 Year olds with AK-47 guns and they kill like perfect, mentally deranged and delusioned i'm disgraced to acknowledge things such as this exist in todays world.

Surprisingly, every damn child and every damn African in there speaks marginally good English. Everyone of them have a name and its "John", "Jacob", "Mark" and so on. Why the heck are these people speaking English having Christian names and still having to suffer like this? I will tell you why. The English are here too, converting and preaching as they always did with every freaking place they went. Good, they speak English. We can now know whats happening there but hey, when you can find the time and money to teach them English and convert them to Christianity, i ask, why can't you spend some of that money and buy weapons and arms for the Ugandan Govt. to suppress these rebels who kill the children?


The USA sends aids, its barely enough and it does not contain crucial things. Food, Medicines and Clothes. I don't know what else they can send in a gunny bag printed USA in bold?! Why isn't anyone hearing these people. The vedio has some 9000 hits on youtube. 9000? Damn it, video's of Islamic Pricks shouting "Alla who akbar" have 1 million views! Oh did i forget to mention that these children are in the verge of their puberty and that exposes them to sex related danger because there is no sex education. Children use plastic rags as condom's and re-use the same plastic rags from the sewer repeatedly as contraceptives.

Wonderful! I'm so filled up to my neck i cant speak more a word. If you think you can't really do anything about it then i suggest at least you can blow Rs. 600 (US $15.00) and buy a T-shirt. Yes, i know its expensive for an Indian but hell, A Large Vodka in a Pub costs Rs. 750. A good John Players Trouser costs Rs. 1700. An Adidas T-shirt costs Rs. 779/-. All of this money goes to the bank account of some rich dude like Vijay Mallya.

Rest assured, your US$10 is going to the Children of Uganda, hopefully.