Valentines Day, the T. Rajendar Way!

Written by Dilip Muralidaran on February 14, 2010 – 2:54 pm -

Me and my friend Reva had some real flow today in writing kavidhai for valentines day. Here are some of them gems. Juntha belonging to the Amitus Abeyaarus species please excuse! :P

Mine:


figurea paatha adikkarathu whistle, mama rounds’la oodhuradhu bigil. kalyanathula adikkarthu thavil, figure annana paartha onakkulla oru thigil

figure’a madikka venum thillu, over’a vida koodathathu jollu. aunty savagasam is always lollu, sama tight aga adikkanum 1 full’u!

nadaka udhavum kaalu, innaikku seththa nalaikku paalu, figure kitta udaatha noolu, pickup, drop & escape idea dhool’u!

enga ooru figure ellam bore’u, jaliya irukka kudikkanum beer’u, kudichittu otta koodathu car’u, otti idichiputta ur behind bar’u!

vaanathula parakkuthu kaaka, valentines day’nna joke’a? ethir veetula ponnu irukku sokka, adha ushaar pannu nee innikku nekka!

hello FM oru radio, adhu vara format audio, adhanoda producer oru lady’o, pottu thallara alavukku neenga enna periya kediyo?

thakkali chediyoda height oru adi, pulla illathava oru maladi, vesham seyya venum arali, en peru @trajendar naan oru karadi!

kathalukku illai kannu, kannu munnu theriyaama sight adikkaravan nenjellam aagum punnu

kaathalukku thevai oru ponnu, kathalukku illa kannu, ithu puriyathavan mandayila irukkarathu mannu!

payasam saapida thevai thonnai, thamizhnadu pesa solludhu ennai, thamizh urasuthu onnai, ippadi enna imsai panra nee vennai!

nelathulla podaradhu veli, kennathula podarathu vaali, original illena athu poli, kaathali manaiva aga nee kattanum thaali

sound comes out of mouth = talk, silently follow girl = stalk. talk = vaazhkai padi, stalk = pombala police thadiyala sema adi

dont interupt my flow, my knowledge will glow, mess with me my hand comes down on u with a mighty blow! @trajendar

 

Reva: (Kris Iyer is Reva’s Valarnthu Ketta Boss :-P )

enaikum kelu "nee yaaru", rediyaaru, chetiyaaru, samiyaaru pannayaaru, kothanaaru, ayyanaaru, idu sonnadu yaru namma TR-u (via Kris)

valekka pona kadaikkum kaasu, summa iruntha neeyoru loosu, eniyum, kuduppaen nalla dosu, inimael karadi than tamizh bossu (via Kris)

summa kedachcha athuku paeru free, kayum kaniyum irunda, athukku peru tree, kathal mattum panni paaru nee, Its like dosaikku chutney

innaikku saappitta thaan cake-ka, athila icing naekka nokka kooda kudikka enna Coke-a?, summa enjoy pannu sokka! (by KrisIyer)

Moonjileh irukkudhu mooku, paati vaayileh irukkudhu paaku, vadivelu top strong, basement weak-ku, Innaikku kedachidhu Vday Cake-ku!

Naanga poadurom paatu, Adhuleh varum semma beat-tu, Ingeh Music-ku illeh pootu, Adha keakkadhavanukku irukku vayttu!

 

Happy Valentines Day All!


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