So some gay guy was troubling narain on twitter spamming him much.

This lead to that and finally we all decided that narain was just too hot for all gay guys in chennai and so was the hashtag #msnarainishot born. From this a few specks of gem were spewed out from various juntha in twitter. Here are some of them masterpieces…

Ratzz

@msnarain nvr needs a woolen clothing. #msnarainishot

@msnarain nvr gets to enjoy ‘cool’ drinks, coz #msnarainishot

Guys and Girls will be hunting for the lotion so that they can be safe while they are with @msnarain #msnarainishot

why dint @msnarain‘s folks buy a microwave? coz #msnarainishot

why did voltas ac sales go up suddenly?? Coz #msnarainishot

why cant we ever have winter olympics in chennai, Coz #msnarainishot

why did rajinikanth say Okay Buddy Cool in sivaji? coz #msnarainishot

Ratzzz switched off the fan to conserve energy then turned it on as #msnarainishot

Surajram Kumaravel

Okay. My server has crashed. Evidently cause #msnarainishot

Radio Mirchi is trying to rope in @msnarain as their brand ambassador. #msnarainishot

Dilip

chatti is called pot, maattikina ur caught. pullikky peru dot, olagathukke theriyum #msnarainishot

the cia has agents out in the field to kill @msnarain & arrest global warming. why? cuz #msnarainishot

theriyalenna kekkanum what? vayasu pasanga sight adipaanga lot, spam panna use pannu bot, global warming is proof #msnarainishot

war is always fought, lessons are always taught. fishes are always caught, everybody says #msnarainishot

era theva yeni, thannikku hindi’la paani. gudurai is called pony, #msnarainishot moodikinu po nee!

election vandha podanum vote’u, ragam therinja padanum paatu. address solla theriyanum route’u, ellarum sollunga #msnarainishot ‘u.

paduthu thoonga thevai cot, figure’a thallinu poga find a spot. meendhu pona biryani will rot, i dont care what u say #msnarainishot

Mine:

figurea paatha adikkarathu whistle, mama rounds’la oodhuradhu bigil. kalyanathula adikkarthu thavil, figure annana paartha onakkulla oru thigil

figure’a madikka venum thillu, over’a vida koodathathu jollu. aunty savagasam is always lollu, sama tight aga adikkanum 1 full’u!

nadaka udhavum kaalu, innaikku seththa nalaikku paalu, figure kitta udaatha noolu, pickup, drop & escape idea dhool’u!

enga ooru figure ellam bore’u, jaliya irukka kudikkanum beer’u, kudichittu otta koodathu car’u, otti idichiputta ur behind bar’u!

vaanathula parakkuthu kaaka, valentines day’nna joke’a? ethir veetula ponnu irukku sokka, adha ushaar pannu nee innikku nekka!

hello FM oru radio, adhu vara format audio, adhanoda producer oru lady’o, pottu thallara alavukku neenga enna periya kediyo?

thakkali chediyoda height oru adi, pulla illathava oru maladi, vesham seyya venum arali, en peru @trajendar naan oru karadi!

kathalukku illai kannu, kannu munnu theriyaama sight adikkaravan nenjellam aagum punnu

kaathalukku thevai oru ponnu, kathalukku illa kannu, ithu puriyathavan mandayila irukkarathu mannu!

payasam saapida thevai thonnai, thamizhnadu pesa solludhu ennai, thamizh urasuthu onnai, ippadi enna imsai panra nee vennai!

nelathulla podaradhu veli, kennathula podarathu vaali, original illena athu poli, kaathali manaiva aga nee kattanum thaali

sound comes out of mouth = talk, silently follow girl = stalk. talk = vaazhkai padi, stalk = pombala police thadiyala sema adi

dont interupt my flow, my knowledge will glow, mess with me my hand comes down on u with a mighty blow! @trajendar

Reva: (Kris Iyer is Reva’s Valarnthu Ketta Boss )

enaikum kelu "nee yaaru", rediyaaru, chetiyaaru, samiyaaru pannayaaru, kothanaaru, ayyanaaru, idu sonnadu yaru namma TR-u (via Kris)

valekka pona kadaikkum kaasu, summa iruntha neeyoru loosu, eniyum, kuduppaen nalla dosu, inimael karadi than tamizh bossu (via Kris)

summa kedachcha athuku paeru free, kayum kaniyum irunda, athukku peru tree, kathal mattum panni paaru nee, Its like dosaikku chutney

innaikku saappitta thaan cake-ka, athila icing naekka nokka kooda kudikka enna Coke-a?, summa enjoy pannu sokka! (by KrisIyer)

Moonjileh irukkudhu mooku, paati vaayileh irukkudhu paaku, vadivelu top strong, basement weak-ku, Innaikku kedachidhu Vday Cake-ku!

Naanga poadurom paatu, Adhuleh varum semma beat-tu, Ingeh Music-ku illeh pootu, Adha keakkadhavanukku irukku vayttu!

Happy Valentines Day All!

In an unprecedented manner the new piece of information that has hit today on the news stands has sent shock waves through the media world and shaking ground up the apple fan community.

Yes, its official. Steve Jobs uses toilet paper after taking a dump. The information was leaked when the man himself ordered environmental friendly, bio-degradable toilet paper that was delivered right at his doorstep by Amazon at a special discount price of USD $2.99 per wipe.

Mr. Jobs confesses that toilet paper maybe more expensive than water but then its all about the experience and the stability that matters. When you see the scum on paper and you know you’re getting what you are paying for. Mr. Jobs also accused people who use water need to shut their windows down and forget the narrow view of the world, open the doors and get out and take a bite of that forbidden fruit to know what reality is.

It is estimated that the stock price of toilet paper companies would go up by 350% and stocks aren’t going to last long since people have already been spotted outside wallmart & Ikea stores frantically typing on their iPhones calling friends to embrace the supremacy of personal hygiene, the toilet paper.

Twitter has complained that its server’s are being abused by iPhone apps in the last 24 hours ever sense this news about Jobs running apple from home and his using toilet paper has been leaked and hashtags such as #jobs #wfh #homework #appleisgod #jobsischrist #toiletpaperisyummy have all registered approximately 45 million hit counts.

Facebook is considering disabling all groups and applications relating to apple and Mr. jobs, in order to survive through this ordeal of information overload this kind of news leaks that seem to bring cyber space to a grinding halt.

P.S: The above news article is NOT true in any manner whatsoever. Mac fan boys can chill out and have a good laugh like those Mac vs. PC ads makes you laugh. Neither is this article intended to insult or abuse any person, company or service in any manner whatsoever nor is it intended to represent anyone in any context. Its purely satire and comedy