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Apr 10, 2010 - Indian Politics    9 Comments

On Maoists and our strategy handling them…

Before i proceed I’m going to make certain fundamental declarations on the premise of which this entire argument is going to be. They are:-

1. India as a nation is plagued by problems. The implementation of Law & Order and Civil Justice system is weak, this is a known fact.

2. Governments discriminate against certain sections of the civilian society in every state around the world and India is no different. Such discrimination can be  political or could be backed by industrial lobbyists (like manufacturing giants, mining companies etc.,) or religious or cultural/ethnic groups.

3. In such a situation the usual democratic process of protesting, political reform, debate & legal recourse are the way in which deprived societies/ethnic groups come up and repeal their discriminated state. It is agreed that this methodology is not effective and does not always work towards an amicable solution.

4. An attack on a company of CRPF personnel, resulting in killing of almost the entire company is war. Put it in any way you like it, it is war and it requires to be addressed appropriately.

5. No Particular section of the society is to be provided the privilege of taking up arms against the state. If this can be extended to the Maoists then it should be extended to the Muslims for the racial stereotyping, the Brahmins for reverse racism they face, the Christians for the Hindu extremist attacks they are subject to and so on and so forth. Every community is defenseless in its own respect just like the tribal’s and they cannot be compromised. This does not mean people have the right of violence, no one in a democratic state has the right of violence.

6. The are genuine issues the tribal’s have. Land grabbing, ethnic violence/cleansing, forced conversions, rape & plunder by the military and much more all of it is something tribal’s face on an everyday basis. The political forefront of the tribal’s needs to be invited for discussions to address these issues. This is something the state has failed miserably in the past and this requires critical attention.

The Argument

Yes, i believe there should be a tactical all out offensive against the maoist rebels and they need to be put out permanently for the following reasons…

1. The Maoists like any terror group are based on pushing their agenda using Violence. Regardless of what your situation can be, the state will not respond to violence. Violence breeds violence and that’s precisely what maoist or any other violent group will get in return.

2. There is no absolute possibility for a dialogue when violence is involved. In Indira Gandhi’s words, you cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

3. It is a known documented fact that Tribal’s are NOT able to come out of their habitat and report on Maoists. When they do so their entire villages get raided and massacred  by the former. There is no denying this documented fact. This should stop. Maoists clearly are not happy with any anti maoist influences in their audience, this is typical of any militant group.

4. Development efforts can be initiated only in a land where law & order of the state government prevails in a democracy. With maoist’s, law & order is a day dream.

5. The very reason they killed CRPF personnel indicates that the maoist’s are not here to protect the interests of the tribal. Killing cops & civilians is one thing. Killing security personnel is waging war. No democracy should tolerate a group of people inside a country wage war on its own security personnel. The maoist have political agenda’s. While political agenda’s are welcome, enforcing those agenda’s with violence is not.

Use of the Armed forces or Air power:

This is a decision that should be taken with due consideration. Like the Army chief already has said very clearly, the use of army against ones own citizens is the last option but should be considered if at all the situation comes to that.

In a realistic sense, use of force will bring together collateral damage. This is a risk we have to asses and face if required. The argument “How would you feel if the army walked into your house?” is silly.

Of the Army walked into my house i wont stick around. I would get the hell out of my house. The logic is very simple. If i have terrorists hiding in my home discriminating every aspect of my life, i better have a broken house than live with terrorists. The same logic applies to maoist’s & tribal occupations as well.

 

Long term Solution:

Force is not the only option, it is a part of the over all package. It is the responsibility of the state to analyze the issues facing tribal population & their environment and address those immediately with the highest priority. Simply killing Tribal’s and doing nothing about the underlying problem will only lead to the rise of version 2.0 of a bigger and  better maoist group.

Jan 13, 2009 - Comedy    4 Comments

GTA 6 – Dravida Edition

Yuvipanda and Surajram started this entire stuff. Random bitching about other people bitching on boybands and girlbands. Finally it landed in GTA via michael jackson. I’m just gonna add to more ideas from this perspective.

We’ve all played Grand Theft Auto and many of us know how famous the GTA 4 version of the game is. Well, what if the next version of GTA was decided to have its roots in tamil nadu? What would game play be like? How would missions compare to the ones in the previous versions where you are the bad guy and do lots of stuff. Lets try and visualize some of them…

Mission #1: Rush through mount road traffic and beat the crowd and get a first day, first show ticket for Rajini padam release in Sri Brindha theatre, madhavaram

Mission #2: Gather 20000 people for a katchi meeting for least amount of money and biriyaani packets and ensure all of them clap every 2 minutes.

Mission #3: Stick aalum katchi posters in ethir katchi area sevuru without getting caught by ethir katchi area pasanga. (maatina dunguvaaru aruthuruvaanga :P )

Mission #4: Drive a two wheeler without helmet after 25th of a month in mount road under the condition that you don’t get caught by mama under gemini fly-over or near the SBI, thousand lights branch.

Mission #5: Spend 30 crore rupees in 30 days. You can buy assets, accumulate wealth but only condition is you should not take auto for oor suththifying chennai (this one is tough nuts to crack!)

Mission #6: Drive thanni lorry from Jamalia to padi under the condition you wash the roads by leaking water all along, yet have enough left water so that bubleec does not find out & you dont kill people on the way by running them over.

Mission #7: Skillfully tailgate a speeding ambulance thereby skipping signals and breaking traffic rules at peak hour traffic in the city. Avoid getting crushed by other speeders tailgating you or you yourself manna kavving after getting distracted by matter padam posters on road side sevuru.

Mission #8: Avoid using any of the golden words like “o.”, “the…”, “poo..”, “la…” when speaking with area pasanga in nochikuppam. Minimum conversation duration is about 20 seconds.

Mission #9: Eat maximum number of Bajji’s by sandwiching them in between news paper and pressing to skillfully as to not to damage the bajji but extract all oil from it. (Caution: Each ML of oil will reduce life by 2%.) Then sell the left over oil for a good price in a nearby annachi kadai for funding sarakku + side dish that evening in tasmac.

Mission #10: Become a ko pa se for a political party and convince people that your thaleevar first claimed to be the indian obama and so he is definitely the indian obama.

Mission #11: Direct the maximum number of mega serials and use tears collected from thamizh makkal in prime time and store it in retteri and puzhaleri tank. De-salinate and treat the water and use that water to solve tamilnadu water crisis.

Mission #12: Collect mammool from everyone in town and divert funds recieved to all poly tasions in thamizh nadu. Distribute funds in direct proportion to measurement of pregnant pot bellys of ettu. Earn commision in this process.

Limited Edition CD Bonus Missions:

Bonus Mission #13: Build as many road side temples as possible and vasool pannify from them undiyals as much as you can. Start a TV channel with such money made through instant platform kovils.

Bonus Mission #14: Telecast useless dance programs, “manam thirandhu pesugiraar, vijay” kind of interviews, skewed news giving head count on ethir katchi thaleevars samsaaram and other mini minsaarams that he has. Use this popularity to contest and win elections or better collect nivaarana nidhi for a calamity that does not exist.

Thats it for now folks, if you have more though, please feel free to add it in the comments section.